In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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