um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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