Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
either way he was missing a nipple.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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