i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE