Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire