She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
