There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
