dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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