Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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