Will you blow on my dice?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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