Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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