Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
