he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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