Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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