Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Bring me that man meat
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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