just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Randomize
