guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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