I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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