she looked like the bat from fern gully.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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