In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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