She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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