Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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