We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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