Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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