its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Boobs are out for the taking
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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