Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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