I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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