I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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