And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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