yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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