At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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