Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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