i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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