Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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