This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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