We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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