why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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