So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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