so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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