I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
