I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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