Sry I called you an 8
Your face is a jimmy john
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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