She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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