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You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.

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(203): You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi. http://tfl.nu/yrsa

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, you need to talk to your mom

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wtf?

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She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

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(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom (724): wtf? (412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you http://tfl.nu/71sh

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Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.

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(925): Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab. http://tfl.nu/xv4n

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(305): View more from Florida

The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.

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(305): The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service. http://tfl.nu/dlye

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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.

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(707): the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him. http://tfl.nu/x6kf

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(512): View more from Texas

At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..

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(512): At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso.. http://tfl.nu/wlhb

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...

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(412): Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse... http://tfl.nu/ttob

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.

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(306): Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess. http://tfl.nu/uhd6

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(419): View more from Ohio

Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.

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That would've been embarrassing.

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(419): Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night. (206): That would've been embarrassing. http://tfl.nu/nb0e

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(775): View more from Nevada

Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf

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(775): Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf http://tfl.nu/s6jl

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(707): View more from California

I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha

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(707): I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha http://tfl.nu/s6o5

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(905): View more from Ontario

ok thanks goodnight

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Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person

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(905): ok thanks goodnight (905): Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person http://tfl.nu/fu6q

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(305): View more from Florida

He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?

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(305): He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right? http://tfl.nu/9ey8

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?

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(610): My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date? http://tfl.nu/n22z

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS

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(+44): GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS http://tfl.nu/090f

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