i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."