I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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