Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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