BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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