There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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