Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
