so explain again why im purple
no
I didn't shave. On purpose
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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