That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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