Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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