I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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