Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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