do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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