I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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