Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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