It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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